N the course of my tramping I encountered hundreds of hoboes whom I
hailed or who hailed me, and with whom I waited at water-tanks and beat trains,
and who passed and were seen never again. On the other hand, there were hoboes
who passed and repassed with amazing frequency, and others, still, who passed
like ghosts, close at hand, unseen, and never seen.
It was one of the latter that I chased clear
across Canada, and never once did I lay eyes on him. His monica was
"Skysail Jack." I first ran into it at Montreal. Carved with a
jack-knife was the skysail-yard of a ship. It was perfectly executed. Under it
was "Skysail Jack." Above was "B.W.10-15-94." This latter
conveyed the information that he had passed through Montreal, bound west, on
October 15, 1894. He had one day the start of me. "Sailor Jack" was
my monica at that particular time, and promptly I carved it alongside of his,
with the date and the information that I, too, was bound west.
I had misfortune in getting over the next hundred
miles, and eight days later I picked up Skysail Jack's trail three hundred
miles west of Ottawa. There it was, carved on a water-tank, and by the date I
saw that he had also met with delay. He was only two days ahead of me. I was a
"comet" and a "tramp-royal"; so was Skysail Jack; and my
pride and reputation put it up to me to catch up with him. I
"railroaded" day and night, and I passed him; then turn about he
passed me. Sometimes he was a day or so ahead, and sometimes I was. From hoboes
bound east I got word of him occasionally, when he happened to be ahead; and
from them I learned that he had become interested in Sailor Jack and was making
inquiries about me.
We'd have made a precious pair, I am sure, if
we'd ever got together; but get together we couldn't. I kept ahead of him clear
across Manitoba, but he led the way across Alberta, and early one bitter gray
morning, at the end of a division just east of Kicking Horse Pass, I learned
that he had been seen the night before between Kicking Horse Pass and Rogers
Pass. It was rather curious the way the information came to me. I had been
riding all night in a "side-door Pullman," and nearly dead with cold
I crawled out at the division to beg for food. A freezing fog was drifting
past, and I "hit" some firemen I found in the roundhouse. They fixed
me up with the leavings from their lunch-pails, and in addition I got from them
nearly a quart of heavenly "Java" (coffee). As I sat down to eat, a
freight pulled in from the west. I saw a side door open and a road-kid (a
boy-hobo) climb out. Through the drifting fog he limped over to me. I shared my
Java and grub with him, learned about Skysail Jack, and then learned about him.
Behold, he was from my own town, Oakland, California, and he was a member of
the celebrated Boo Gang—a gang with which I had affiliated at rare intervals.
We talked fast and bolted the grub in the half-hour that followed. Then my
freight pulled out, and I was on it, bound west on the trail of Skysail
Jack.
I was delayed between the passes, went two days
without food and walked eleven miles on the third day before I got any, and yet
I succeeded in passing Skysail Jack along the Fraser River in British Columbia.
I was riding "passengers" then and making time; but he must have been
riding passengers, too, and with more luck or skill than I, for he got into
Mission ahead of me.
Now Mission was a junction, forty miles east of
Vancouver. From the junction one could proceed south through Washington and
Oregon over the Northern Pacific. I wondered which way Skysail Jack would go,
for I thought I was ahead of him. As for myself, I was still bound west to
Vancouver. I proceeded to the water-tank to leave that information, and there,
freshly carved, with that day's date upon it, was Skysail Jack's monica. I
hurried on into Vancouver. But he was gone. He had taken ship immediately and
was still flying west on his world-adventure. A week later I, too, got my ship,
and on board the steamship Umatilla, in the forecastle, was working my
way down the coast to San Francisco. Skysail Jack and Sailor Jack—gee! If we'd
ever got together!
Water-tanks are tramp directories. Not all in
idle wantonness do tramps carve their monicas, dates, and courses. Often and
often have I met hoboes earnestly inquiring if I had seen anywhere such and
such a hobo or his monica. And more than once I have been able to give the
monica of recent date, the water-tank, and the direction in which he was then
bound. And promptly the hobo to whom I gave the information lit out after his
pal. I have met hoboes who, in trying ot catch a pal, had pursued clear across
the continent and back again, and were still going.
"Monicas" are the "noms de
rail" that hoboes assume or accept when thrust upon them by their fellows.
Leary Joe, for instance, was timid, and was so named by his fellows. Very few
tramps care to remember their pasts during which they ignobly worked, so
monicas based upon trades are very rare, though I remember having met the
following: Molder Blacky, Painter Red, Chi Plumber, Boilermaker, Sailor Boy,
and Printer Bo. "Chi" (pronounced "shy"), by the way, is
the argot for Chicago.
A favorite device of hoboes is to base their
monicas on the localities from which they hail, as: New York Tommy, Pacific
Slim, Buffalo Smithy, Canton Tim, Pittsburg Jack, Syracuse Shine, Troy Micky,
K. C. Bill, and Connecticut Jimmy. Then there was "Slim Jim from Vinegar
Hill, who never worked and never will." A "shine" is always a
negro, so called, possibly, from the high lights on his countenance. Texas
Shine or Toledo Shine conveys both race and nativity.
Among those that incorporated their race, I
recollect the following: 'Frisco Sheeny, New York Irish, Michigan French,
English Jack, Cockney Kid, and Milwaukee Dutch. Others seem to take their
monicas in part from the color-schemes stamped upon them at birth, such as:
Chi Whitey, New Jersey Red, Boston Blacky, Seattle Browny, Yellow Dick, and
Yellow Belly—the last a Creole from Mississippi, who, I suspect, had his
monica thrust upon him.
Texas Royal, Happy Joe, Bust Connors, Burly Bo,
Tornado Blacky, and Touch McCall used more imagination in rechristening
themselves. Others, with less fancy, carry the names of their physical
peculiarities, such as: Vancouver Slim, Detroit Shorty, Ohio Fatty, Long Jack,
Big Jim, Little Joe, New York Blink, Chi Nosey, and Broken-backed Ben.
By themselves come the road-kids, sporting an
infinite variety of monicas. For example, the following, whom here and there I
have encountered: Buck Kid, Blind Kid, Midget Kid, Holy Kid, Bat Kid, Swift
Kid, Cooky Kid, Monkey Kid, Iowa Kid, Corduroy Kid, Orator Kid (who could tell
how it happened), and Lippy Kid (who was insolent, depend upon it).
On the water-tank at San Marcial, New Mexico, a
dozen years ago, was the following hobo bill of fare:
Main-drag fair.
Bulls not hostile
Roundhouse good for kipping.
North-bound trains no good.
Privates no good.
Restaurants good for cooks only.
Railroad House good for night-work only.
Number one conveys the information that begging
for money on the main street is fair; number two, that the police will not
bother hoboes; number three, that one can sleep in the roundhouse. Number four,
however, is ambiguous. The north-bound trains may be no good to beat, and they
may be no good to beg. Number five means that the residences are not good to
beggars, and number six means that only hoboes that have been cooks can get
grub from the restaurants. Number seven bothers me. I cannot make out whether
the Railroad House is a good place for any hobo to beg at night, or whether it
is good only for hobo-cooks to beg at night, or whether any hobo, cook or
non-cook, can lend a hand at night, helping the cooks of the Railroad House
with their dirty work and getting something to eat in payment.
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But to return to the hoboes that pass in the
night. I remember one I met in California. He was a Swede, but he had lived so
long in the United States that one couldn't guess his nationality. He had to
tell it on himself. In fact, he had come to the United States when no more than
a baby. I ran into him first in the mountain town of Truckee. "Which way,
Bo?" was our greeting; and " Bound east" was the answer
each of us gave. Quite a bunch of tramps tried to ride out the overland that
night, and I lost the Swede in the shuffle. Also, I lost the overland.
I arrived in Reno, Nevada, in a box-car that was
promptly side-tracked. It was Sunday morning, and after I had thrown my feet
for breakfast, I wandered over to the Piute camp to watch the Indians gambling.
And there stood the Swede, hugely interested. Of course we got together. He was
the only acquaintance I had in that region, and I was his only acquaintance. We
rushed together like a couple of dissatisfied hermits, and together we spent
the day, threw our feet for dinner, and late in the afternoon tried to
"nail" the same freight. But he was ditched, and I rode her out
alone, to be ditched myself in the desert twenty miles beyond.
Of all desolate places, the one at which I was
ditched was the limit. It was called a flag-station, and it consisted of a
shanty dumped inconsequentially into the sand and sage-brush. A chill wind was
blowing, night was coming on, and the solitary telegraph operator who lived in
the shanty was afraid of me. I knew that neither grub nor bed could I get from
him. It was because of his manifest fear of me that I did not believe him when
he told me that east-bound trains never stopped there. Besides, hadn't I been
thrown off an east-bound train right at that very spot not five minutes before?
He assured me that it had stopped under orders. He advised me that it was only
a dozen or fifteen miles on to Wadsworth and that I'd better hike. I elected to
wait, however, and I had the pleasure of seeing two west-bound freights go by
without stopping, and one east-bound freight. I wondered if the Swede was on
the latter. It was up to me to hit the ties to Wadsworth, and hit them I did,
much to the telegraph operator's relief, for I neglected to burn his shanty and
murder him. Telegraph operators have much to be thankful for. At the end of
half a dozen miles, I had to get off the ties and let the east-bound overland
go by. She was going fast, but I caught sight of a dim form on the first blind
that looked like the Swede.
That was the last I saw of him for weary days. I
hit the high places across those hundreds of miles of Nevada desert, riding the
overlands at night, for speed, and in the daytime riding in box-cars and
getting my sleep. It was early in the year, and it was cold in those upland
pastures. Snow lay here and there on the level, all the mountains were shrouded
in white, and at night the most miserable wind imaginable blew off them. It was
not a land in which to linger. And remember, gentle reader, the hobo goes
through such a land, without shelter, without money, begging his way and
sleeping at night without blankets. This last is something that can be realized
only by experience.
In the early evening I came down to the station
at Ogden. The overland of the Union Pacific was pulling east, and I was bent on
making connections. Out in the tangle of tracks ahead of the engine I
encountered a figure slouching through the gloom. It was the Swede. We shook
hands like long-lost brothers, and discovered that our hands were gloved.
"Where d'ye glahm 'em?" I asked. "Out of an engine cab," he
answered; "and where did you?" "They belonged to a
fireman," said I; "he was careless."
We caught the blind as the overland pulled out,
and mighty cold we found it. The way led up a narrow gorge between snow-covered
mountains, and we shivered and shook and exchanged confidences about how we had
covered the ground between Reno and Ogden. I had closed my eyes for only an
hour or so the previous night, and the blind was not comfortable enough to suit
me for a snooze. At a stop, I went forward to the engine. We had on a
"double-header" (two engines) to take us over the grade.
The pilot of the head engine, because it
"punched the wind," I knew would be too cold; so I selected the pilot
of the second engine, which was partly sheltered by the first. I stepped on the
pilot and found it occupied. In the darkness I felt out the form of a young
boy. He was sound asleep. By squeezing, there was room for two, and I made the
boy move over and crawled up beside him. It was a "good" night, the
"shacks" (brakemen) didn't bother us, and in no time we were asleep.
Once in a while hot cinders or heavy jolts arouse me when I snuggled closer to
the boy and dozed off to the coughing of the engines and the screeching of the
wheels.
The overland made Evanston, Wyoming, and went no
farther. A wreck ahead blocked the line. The dead engineer had been brought in,
and his body attested the peril of the way. A tramp, also, had been killed, but
his body had not been brought in. I talked with the boy. He was thirteen years
old. He had run away from his folks in some place in Oregon, and was heading
east to his grandmother. He had a tail of cruel treatment in the home he had
left that rang true; besides, there was no need for him to lie to me, a
nameless hobo on the track. And that boy was in a hurry, too. He couldn't cover
the ground fast enough. When the division superintendents decided to send the
overland back over the way it had come, then up on a cross "jerk" to
the Oregon Short Line, and back along that road to tap the Union Pacific the
other side of the wreck, that boy climbed upon the pilot and said he was going
to stay with it. This was too much for the Swede and me. It meant traveling the
rest of that frigid night in order to gain but a dozen miles or so. We said
we'd wait till the wreck was cleared away, and in the meantime get a good
sleep.
Now it is no snap to strike a strange town,
broke, at midnight, in cold weather, and find a place to sleep. The Swede
hadn't a penny. My total assets consisted of two dimes and a nickel. From some
of the town boys we learned that beer was five cents, and that the saloons kept
open all night. There was our chance. Two glasses of beer would cost ten cents,
there would be a stove and chairs, and we could sleep till morning. We headed
for the lights of a saloon, walking briskly, the snow crunching under our feet,
a chill little wind blowing through us.
Alas! I had misunderstood the town boys. Beer was
five cents in only one saloon in the whole burg, and we didn't strike that
saloon. But the one we entered was all right. A blessed stove was roaring white
hot, and there were cozy, cane-bottomed armchairs; but a none too pleasant
looking barkeeper glared suspiciously at us as we came in. A man cannot spend
continuous days and nights in his clothes, beating trains, fighting soot and
cinders, and sleeping anywhere, and maintain a good "front." Our
fronts were decidedly against us; but what did we care? I had money.
"Two beers," said I nonchalantly to the
barkeeper, and while he drew them the Swede and I leaned against the bar and
yearned secretly for the armchairs by the stove.
The barkeeper set the two foaming glasses before
us, and with pride I deposited the ten cents. Now I was dead game. As soon as I
learned my error in the price I'd have dug up another ten cents. Never mind if
it did leave me only a nickel to my name, a stranger in a strange land. I'd
have paid it all right. But the barkeeper never game me a chance. As soon as
his eyes spotted the dime I had laid down, he seized the two glasses and dumped
the beer into the sink behind the bar. At the same time, glaring at us
malevolently, he said:
"You've got scabs on your nose.
See!"
I hadn't either, and neither had the Swede. Our
noses were all right. The direct bearing of his words was beyond our
comprehension, but the indirect bearing was clear as print: hd didn't like our
looks, and beer was ten cents a glass.
I dug down and laid another dime on the bar,
remarking carelessly, "Oh, I thought this was a five-cent joint."
"Your money's no good here," he
answered, shoving the two dimes across the bar to me.
Sadly, I dropped them back into my pocket, sadly
we yearned toward the blessed stove and the armchairs, and sadly we went out
into the frosty night. I have seen much of the world since then, have journeyed
among strange lands and peoples, opened many books, sat in may lecture-halls;
but to this day, though I have pondered long and deeply, I have never been
unable to divine the meaning in the cryptic utterance of the barkeeper in
Evanston, Wyoming. Our noses were all right.
We slept that night over the boilers in an
electric lighting-plant. How we discovered that kipping-place I can't remember.
We must have just headed for it instinctively, as horses head for water or
carrier-pigeons head for the home-cote. But it was a night not pleasant to
remember. A dozen hoboes were ahead of us on top of the boilers, and it was too
hot for all of us. To complete our misery, the engineer would not let us stand
around down below. He gave us our choice of the boilers or the snow
outside.
"You said you wanted to sleep, and so
sleep," said he to me, when, frantic and beaten out by the heat, I came
down into the fire-room.
"Water," I gasped, wiping the sweat
from my eyes, "water!"
He pointed out-of-doors and assured me that down
there somewhere in the blackness I'd find the river. I started for the river,
got lost in the dark, fell into two or three drifts, gave it up and returned
half frozen to the top of the boilers. When I had thawed out I was thirstier
than ever. Around me the hoboes were moaning, groaning, sobbing, sighing,
gasping, panting, rolling and tossing and floundering heavily in their torment.
We were so many lost souls toasting on a griddle in hell, and the engineer,
Satan incarnate, gave us the sole alternative of freezing in the outer cold.
The Swede sat up and anathematized passionately the Wanderlust that had
sent him tramping and suffering hardships such as that.
"When I get back to Chicago," he
finished, "I'm going to get a job and stick to it."
And, such is the irony of fate, next day, when
the wreck ahead was cleared, the Swede and I pulled out of Evanston in the
ice-boxes of an "orange special," a fast freight laden with fruit
from sunny California. Of course the ice-boxes were empty on account of the
cold weather, but that didn't make them any warmer for us. We entered them
through hatchways in the top of the car. The boxes were constructed of
galvanized iron, and in that biting weather were not pleasant to the touch. We
lay there, and with chattering teeth held a council wherein we decided that
we'd stay by the ice-boxes day and night till we got out of the inhospitable
plateau region and down into the Mississippi Valley.
But we must eat, and we decided that at the next
division we would throw our feet for grub and make a rush back to our
ice-boxes. We arrived in the town of Green River late in the afternoon but too
early for supper. Before meal-time is the worst time for "battering"
back doors, but we put on our nerve, swung off the side ladders as the freight
pulled into the yards, and made a run for the houses. We were quickly
separated; but we had agreed to meet in the ice-boxes. I had bad luck at first,
but in the end, with a couple of "hand-outs" poked into my shirt, I
chased for the train. It was pulling out and going fast. The particular
refrigerator-car in which we were to meet had already gone by, and half a dozen
cars down the train from it I swung onto the side ladders, went up on top
hurriedly, and dropped down into an ice-box. But a shack had seen me from the
caboose, and at the next stop a few miles farther on, Rock Springs, he stuck
his head into my box and said: "Hit the grit, you son of a toad! Hit the
grit!" Also, he grabbed me by the heels and dragged me out. I hit the grit
all right, and the orange special and the Swede rolled on without me.
Snow was beginning to fall. A cold night was
coming on. After dark I hunted around in the railroad yards until I found an
empty refrigerator-car. In I climbed, not into the ice-boxes, but into the car
itself. I swung the heavy doors shut, and their edges, covered with strips of
rubber, sealed the car air-tight. The sides were thick. There was no way for
the outside cold to get in. But inside was just as cold as the outside. How to
raise the temperature was the problem. But trust a "profesh" for
that. Out of my pockets I dug up three or four newspapers. These I burned, one
at a time, on the floor of the car. The smoke rose to the top. Not a bit of the
heat could escape, and, comfortable and warm, I passed a beautiful night. I
didn't wake up once.
In the morning it was still snowing. While
throwing my feet for breakfast I missed an east-bound freight. Later in the day
I nailed two other freights and was ditched from both of them. All afternoon no
east-bound trains went by. The snow was falling thicker than ever, but at
twilight I rode out on the first blind of the overland. As I swung aboard from
one side, somebody swung aboard from the other. It was the boy who had run away
from Oregon.
The cabs on the Union Pacific engines are quite
spacious, and we fitted the kid into a warm nook in front of the high seat of
the fireman, where he promptly fell asleep. We arrived at Rawlins at midnight.
The snow was thicker than ever. Here the engine was to go into the roundhouse,
being replaced by a fresh engine. As the train came to a stop, I dropped off
the engine steps plump into the arms of a large man in a large overcoat. He
began asking me questions, and I promptly demanded who he was. Just as promptly
he informed me that he was the sheriff. I drew in my horns and listened and
answered.
He began describing the kid who was still asleep
in the cab. I did some quick thinking. Evidently the family was on the trail of
the kid, and the sheriff had received telegraphic instructions from Oregon.
Yes, I had seen the kid. I had met him first in Ogden. The date tallied with
the sheriff's information. But the kid was still behind somewhere, I explained,
for he had been ditched from that very overland that night when it pulled out
of Rock Springs. And all the time I was praying that the kid wouldn't wake up,
come down out of the cab, and put the kibosh on me.
The sheriff left me in order to interview the
shacks, but before he left he said:
"Bo, this town is no place for you.
Understand? You ride this train out, and make no mistake about it. If I catch
you after it's gone—"
I assured him that it was not through desire that
I was in his town; that the only reason I was there was that the train had
stopped there; and that he wouldn't see me for smoke the way I'd get ou tof his
darn town.
When he went to interview the shacks, I jumped
back into the cab. The kid was awake and rubbing his eyes. I told him the news
and advised him to ride the engine into the roundhouse. But he made the same
overland out, riding the pilot with instructions to make an appeal to the
fireman at the first stop for permission to ride in the engine. As for myself,
I got ditched. The new fireman was young and not yet lax enough to break the
rules of the company against having tramps in the engine; so he turned down my
offer to shovel coal. I hope the kid succeeded with him, for all night on the
pilot in that blizzard would have meant death.
"It's a mighty cold night," said I.
"It pulls out in ten minutes," said
he.
That was all. There was no discussion. And when
that orange special pulled out, I was in the ice-box. I thought my feet would
freeze before morning, and the last twenty miles into Laramie I stood upright
in the hatchway and danced up and down. The snow was too thick for the shacks
to see me, and I didn't care if they did.
My quarter of a dollar bought me a hot breakfast
at Laramie, and immediately afterward I was on board the blind baggage of an
overland that was climbing to the pass through the backbone of the Rockies. One
does not ride blind baggages in the daytime; but in this blizzard at the top of
the Rocky Mountains I doubted if the shacks would have the heart to put me off.
And they didn't. They made a practice of coming forward at every stop to see if
I was frozen yet.
At Ames's Monument, at the summit of the Rockies,
a shack came forward for the last time. "Say, Bo," he said. "You
see that freight side-tracked over there to let us go by?"
I saw. It was on the next track, six feet away. A
few feet more in that storm and I could not have seen it.
"Well, the after-push of Kelly's Army is in
one of them cars. They've got two feet of straw under them, and there's so many
of them that they keep the car warm."
His advice was good, and I followed it, prepared,
however, it it was a "con game" he had given me, to take the blind as
the overland pulled out. But it was straight goods. I found the car, a big
refrigerator-car with the leeward door wide open for ventilation, and climbed
in. I stepped on a man's leg, next on some other man's arm. The light was dim,
and all I could make out was arms and legs and bodies inextricably confused.
Never was there such a tangle of humanity. They were all lying in the straw,
and over, and under, and around one another. Eighty-four husky hoboes take up a
lot of room when they are stretched out. The men I stepped on were resentful.
Their bodies heaved under me like the waves of the sea, and imparted an
involuntary forward movement to me. I could not find any straw to step on, so I
stepped on more men. The resentment increased, so did my forward movement. I
lost my footing and sat down with sharp abruptness. Unfortunately, it was on a
man's head. The next moment he had risen on his hands and knees in wrath, and I
was flying through the air. What goes up must come down, and I came down on
another man's head.
What happened after that is very vague in my
memory. It was like going through a thrashing-machine. I was bandied about from
one end of the car to the other. Those eighty-four hoboes winnowed me out till
what little was left of me, by some miracle, found a bit of straw to rest upon.
I was initiated, and into a jolly crowd. All the rest of that day we rode
through the blizzard, and to while the time away it was decided each man was to
tell a story. It was stipulated that each story must be a good one, and,
furthermore it must be a story no one had ever heard before. The penalty for
failure was the thrashing-machine. Nobody failed. And I want to say right here
that never have I sat at so marvelous a story-telling debauch. Here were
eighty-four men from all the world—I made eighty five; and each man told a
masterpiece. It had to be so, for it was either a masterpiece or
thrashing-machine.
Late in the afternoon we arrived in Cheyenne. The
blizzard was at its height, and though the last meal of all of us had been
breakfast, no man cared to throw his feet for supper. All night we rolled on
through the storm, and next day found us down on the sweet plains of Nebraska
and still rolling. We were out of the storm and the mountains. The blessed sun
was shining over a smiling land, and we had eaten nothing for twenty-four
hours. We found out that the freight would arrive about noon at a town, if I
remember right, was called Grand Island. We took up a collection and sent a
telegram to the authorities of that town. The text of the message was that
eighty-five healthy, hungry hoboes would arrive about noon and that it would be
a good idea to have dinner ready for them. The authorities of Grand Island had
two courses open to them: they could feed us or they could throw us in jail. In
the latter event they'd have to feed us anyway, and they decided wisely that
one meal would be the cheaper way.
When the freight rolled into Grand Island at
noon, we were sitting on the tops of the cars and dangling our legs in the
sunshine. All the police in the burg were on the reception committee. They
marched us in squads to the various hotels and restaurants, where dinners were
spread for us. We hadn't been thirty-six hours without food, and we didn't have
to be told what to do. After that we were marched back to the railroad station.
The police had thoughtfully compelled the freight to wait for us. She pulled
out slowly, and the eight-five of us, strung out along the track, swarmed up
the side ladders. We "captured" the train.
We had no supper the evening—at least the
"push" didn't, but I did. Just at supper-time, as the freight was
pulling out of a small town, a man climbed into the car where I was playing
pedro with three others. The man's shirt was bulging suspiciously. In his hand
he carried a battered quart-measure from which arose steam. I smelled Java. I
turned my cards over to one of the hoboes who was looking on, and excused
myself. Then, in the other end of the car, pursued by envious glances, I sat
down with the man who had climbed aboard and shared his Java and the hand-outs
that had bulged his shirt. It was the Swede.
At about ten o'clock in the evening, we arrived
at Omaha.
"Let's shake the push," said the Swede
to me.
"Sure," said I.
As the freight pulled into Omaha, we made ready
to do so. But the people of Omaha were also ready. The Swede and I hung upon
the side ladders, ready to drop off. But the freight did not stop. Furthermore,
long rows of policemen, their brass buttons and stars glittering in the
electric lights, were lined up on each side of the track. The Swede and I knew
what would happen to us if we ever dropped off into their arms. We stuck by the
side ladders, and the train rolled on across the Missouri River to Council
Bluffs.
General Kelly, with an army of two-thousand
hoboes, lay in camp at Chautauqua Park, several miles away. The after-push we
were with was General Kelly's rear guard, and, detraining at Council Bluffs, it
started to march to camp. The night had turned cold, and heavy wind-squalls,
accompanied with rain, were chilling and wetting us. Many police were guarding
us and herding us to the camp. The Swede and I watched our chance and made a
successful get-away. The rain began coming down in torrents, and in the
darkness, unable to see our hands in front of our faces, like a pair of blind
men we fumbled about for shelter. Our instinct served us, for in no time we
stumbled upon a saloon—not a saloon that was open and doing business, not
merely a saloon that was closed for the night, and not even a saloon with a
permanent address, but a saloon propped up on big timbers, with rollers
underneath, that was being moved from somewhere to somewhere. The doors were
locked. A squall of wind and rain drove down upon us. We did not hesitate;
smash went the door, and in we went.
I have made some tough camps in my time,
"carried the banner" in infernal metropolises, bedded in pools of
water, slept in the snow under two blankets when the spirit thermometer
registered seventy-four degrees below zero (which is a mere trifle of one
hundred and six degrees of frost); but I want to say right here that never did
I make a tougher camp, nor pass a more miserable night than that night I passed
with the Swede in the itinerant saloon at Council Bluffs. In the first place,
the building, perched up in the air as it was, had a multitude of openings in
the floor through which the wind whistled. In the second place, the bar was
empty; there was no bottled fire-water with which we could warm ourselves and
forget our misery. We had no blankets, and in our wet clothes, wet to the skin,
we tried to sleep. I rolled under the bar, and the Swede rolled under the
table. The holes and crevices in the floor made sleep impossible, and at the
end of half an hour I crawled up on top of the bar. A little later the Swede
crawled up o top of his table. And there we shivered and prayed for daylight. I
know, for one, that I shivered until I could shiver no more, till the shivering
muscles exhausted themselves and merely ached horribly. The Swede moaned and
groaned, and every little while, through chattering teeth, he muttered,
"Never again, never again." He muttered this phrase repeatedly,
ceaselessly, a thousand times; and when he dozed he went on muttering it.
At the first gray of dawn we left our house of
pain, and, outside, found ourselves in a mist, dense and chill. We stumbled on
till we came to the railroad track. I was going back to Council Bluffs to throw
my feet for breakfast; my companion was going on to Chicago. The moment for
parting had come. Our palsied hands went out to each other. We were both
shivering. When we tried to speak our teeth chattered us back into silence. We
stood alone, shut off from the world; all that we could see was a short length
of railroad track, both ends of which were lost in the driving mist. We stared
dumbly at each other, our clasped hands shaking sympathetically. The Swede's
face was blue with cold, and I know mine must have been.
"Never again a hobo."
He paused; then, as he went on again, his voice
gathering strength and huskiness as it affirmed his will. "Never again a
hobo. I'm going to get a job. You'd better do the same. Nights like this make
rheumatism."
He wrung my hand. "Good-by, Bo," said
he.
"Good-by, Bo," said I.
The next moment we were swallowed up from each
other by the mist. It was our final passing. But here's to you, Mr. Swede,
wherever you are. I hope you got that job.
From the December 1907 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.